Text message from Pam

I was watching TV last night and my wife had said goodnight and was heading off to bed.  She handed me my phone before leaving and said I had a message.  It took me a couple of minutes to read it, but fortunately not too many minutes. 

It read: "You have 10min to be in bed ready to get your ass red.  My stopwatch is on.... don't be late!!

Pam was actually disappointed I made it with 3 minutes to spare.  If I'd been late, it would have been the hairbrush with no hand warmup.  But I still got the brush and spoon. 

Though she'll be disappointed if she finds out I didn't have too many problems sitting today.  Butt must be getting tougher :)