Remember Super Nanny? I love this meme

Travelling overseas..

We are on holidays overseas at the moment and Pam could not find our two new favourite toys when packing (I had hidden them from the cleaners), so she is having to improvise to deal with my naughty bottom.

Three days ago Pam said she was going to spank me and wanted to make sure it stung on the train the next day.  I made the mistake of saying ... unlikely as you only have your hand...  What followed was the longest, hardest hand spanking of all time, surely heard by half the hotel.  My bottom was sore to sit on for two days.

But that wasn't enough.  Pam bought a new hairbrush at a coop store yesterday and tried it out last night.  It was only plastic, but still stung given how hard she spanked me with it.  And her new technqinue is to give longer volleys without stopping that have left me with wet eyes from the sting the last two spankings.  Pam is very strict these days... I made the mistake of rubbing and got a whole second spanking for it recently :)

Sorry about any typos..  I am on my ipad.

talk soon!  LurkingCol

ps. the two implements I mentioned below are excellent.  They sting a lot without much effort and are very quiet too.

A package just arrived

A few minutes ago there was a knock on the door - a delivery from the USA and addressed to me.  I wondered what on earth it could be.  It contained two items wrapped in brown paper:

• a long thick wooden ruler with "I've been very naughty" written on it
• a small cane, OTK size

Pam is out at the moment, but I'm both excited and nervous that she went and bought these.  I think they are from cane-iac (confirmed - images below). 

Hiatus

Sorry all for the long hiatus.  I haven't fogotten the blog and hope to have some more posts up very soon :)

Text message from Pam

I was watching TV last night and my wife had said goodnight and was heading off to bed.  She handed me my phone before leaving and said I had a message.  It took me a couple of minutes to read it, but fortunately not too many minutes. 

It read: "You have 10min to be in bed ready to get your ass red.  My stopwatch is on.... don't be late!!

Pam was actually disappointed I made it with 3 minutes to spare.  If I'd been late, it would have been the hairbrush with no hand warmup.  But I still got the brush and spoon. 

Though she'll be disappointed if she finds out I didn't have too many problems sitting today.  Butt must be getting tougher :)